Wow, if I had known it could be this easy it might have saved me from a divorce or two … or maybe not.
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Posts Tagged ‘woman’
Exhibition…
…and a gift shop? With free admission?
The Meaning of Whipped
All I can say is her cootch must be vajazzled, beer-flavored and lined in gold…
Thanks to Shelby for the submission!
Sexy Girl? Do Not Trust Profile Pictures!
This Samsung commercial shows exactly why you should never trust a profile picture. Didn’t Myspace teach you anything?
That Will Make You Feel Safe
I bet that sign would make you feel more than comfortable going to the bathroom
Mail Order Bride
I honestly thought the transport might have been a little more comfortable.
Warning: Stay Back PMS In Progress
Sometimes not even a wide birth is enough to save you. You might want to consider moving country to avoid the wrath of your better half.
Granny Beats Robber With Scanner
Who needs a security guard on site when you have an angry 75 year old woman with a barcode reader?
