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Man Arrested For Having Sex With a Tree

Sara — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 04:00:56 +0000

A MAN has been banned from a public park – after he allegedly tried to have sex with a TREE.

William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie after claims he attempted to bonk the plant.

It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants and exposed himself while in the visitor attraction in September last year.

It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles. Shaw, of Airdrie, yesterday pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town’s sheriff court.

Sheriff Frank Pieri released Shaw on bail – on the condition that he stays away from Central Park. Last night Shaw was unavailable to discuss the allegations at his flat.

A neighbour said: “I have seen him about and he seems a quiet lad.”

Shaw is due to stand trial next month. He was also accused of committing the offence while on bail for another matter from November 2007.

It is not the first bizarre sex charge to hit the headlines in Scotland.

In 2007 Steven Marshall, 19, admitted simulating sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire.

In the same year Robert Stewart, 53, was caught by two cleaners having sex with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.

Posted by Sara for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | 5 comments | Post tags: scotland, sex, tree, WTF

Christmas Tree Rocket

Paul — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 18:00:19 +0000

Christmas is well and truly over but I’m sure that some folks still have their Christmas tree sitting out in the back yard while waiting to dispose of it. Well, unless you’re the type of idiot who thinks planting a dead Christmas tree will be a way to save money next year, here’s the best solution I’ve come across yet for getting rid of that evergreen.

Make a frickin rocket out of it!!!

Posted by Paul for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | One comment | Post tags: christmas, dispose, launch, recycle, rocket, tree

Baby Bird Tries to Swallow Mother

Sara — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 20:00:55 +0000

Really cool picture of a mother swallow feeding her baby. And I thought my kids were impatient??

Posted by Sara for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | 4 comments | Post tags: babies, birds, feeding, swallows, tree

Woodpecker vs Snake

Paul — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:00:32 +0000

A ballsy little woodpecker attacks a much larger snake that has invaded it’s nest and is trying to eat it’s eggs.

Posted by Paul for Daily Shite, 2009. | Permalink | One comment | Post tags: animals, eggs, nest, snake, tree, Videos, woodpecker

Happy Tree Friends – Swelter Skelter

Paul — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:00:54 +0000

Things heat up for Lifty & Shifty when they try to chill out. Tempers flare but will cooler heads prevail?

Posted by Paul for Daily Shite, 2009. | Permalink | One comment | Post tags: animation, cartoon, friends, happy, skelter, swelter, tree

I think they’ll need a bigger cage

Paul — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:32:00 +0000

These kids may have found more than they were looking for? Hopefully the bear just wants the half eaten apple!

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