Ya know, my particular “dislike” of monotonous mediatard Wolf Blitzer is rather well known in some circles, so stuff like this just makes my day.
Posts Tagged ‘the onion’
Congress Creates Porn Stashing Agency (PSA)
Unfortunately, they also wouldn’t support my right to Keep and Arm Bears. But I do like the bit about blaming Canada…
Suicide Prevention Tips on Single-Serve Meals
Yes, I admit, the thought of the rotating whir as the microwave heats up a ready-made frozen tray of less-than-nutritious, carboard-flavoured food would make me want to kill myself, too. Fortunately, I know how to cook.
