Either these frogs or suicidal or just so damn horny that they don’t give a shit about potentially becoming frog mush under the wheels of these passing vehicles. I hope the sex is good when they make it across the road because they’ve for some repopulating to do.
Yes, I admit, the thought of the rotating whir as the microwave heats up a ready-made frozen tray of less-than-nutritious, carboard-flavoured food would make me want to kill myself, too. Fortunately, I know how to cook.
I’ve always said there is a way around everything in the Bible, clearly suicide is no different. All the death with none of that nasty sin stuff attached!
Suicide Duck is the perfect cute bath time gift for the person you just love to hate. Ex got you down? Show them your true feelings by sending them one of these yellow plastic bundles of fun!