I don’t know why they even bothered putting condoms on the list, they never flush no matter how hard you try. Via.
The sheeps’ innocence must be protected. The cows? Fuck ‘em. Via
Nothing like the taste of lubricated rubber to go with a nice big plate of Cabbage!
I’ll pass. Or will I fail? No, I’ll definitely pass on this one.
BBQ’s will never be the same again. I wonder what’s for desert? Via.
Hang this on your knob for privacy. Not that knob, the one on the door.
I hope that is a sledge hammer in your pocket or you may be out of luck!
Nom Nom Nom?