The sheeps’ innocence must be protected. The cows? Fuck ‘em. Via
It’s a good thing they weren’t having the neighbors over for dinner.
Can use guess which state uses the most sex toys? (What else is there to do in the cold?)
Don’t you hate having a massive craving, only to find they are out? Via
Who knew that “getting it on” could be such a legal minefield? Via.
So very true
I failed and didn’t know it until after I finished….scrolling.
We’ve run shake weight parodies before, but this one might finally let you achieve those toned “Hand Job” arms everyone is talking about!