Ya know, my particular “dislike” of monotonous mediatard Wolf Blitzer is rather well known in some circles, so stuff like this just makes my day.
Posts Tagged ‘sarcasm’
9 Deadly Words Used by Women
If you hear any of these words, chances are you are not going to have a good night. At all.
Best Parent Ever!
Hands down and without doubt the best parent you ever had…
Wii for the Special Kind of Stupid
When I first saw the book, Wii for Dummies, back in 2008, I thought, “Wow. Steve Jobs has finally succeeded in making the world a technologically illiterate place.” However, this book, Wii Fitness for Dummies, is less than two months old. Even though the book requires the common sense of Politician to be at all [...]
Creationists Show Proof of God’s Plan
In the next segment, his wife explains the zucchini… *cough*
UK Citizens Get Fucking Hell from Austria
Today’s lesson in European geography begins with the town of Fucking in Austria. It’s located around 50km north of Salzburg, and as you can see by the map below, there are four Fucking Roads to get there, Fucking residents have been constantly annoyed by British tourists stealing their Fucking signs. But March 31st, 2010 is [...]
Want to Spice Up Your Game?
Oh, no, not that kind of game. I meant your Xbox 360 game. Yes, a new service called GameCrush allows socially inept video game junkies to play Halo and Modern Warfare 2 with “hot chicks” for around $1 per minute. It is worth noting, however, that the best way to actually meet “hot chicks” is [...]
Longtime Listener, Twelfth Time Caller
As mentioned in my bio, I have a PsychoMagnet™ permanently implanted in my body. It’s not some cheaply made PsychoMagnet™ that merely attracts people who scream nonsense and drivel for no apparent reason. In fact, this is a top-of-the-line model that makes for some rather interesting situations on a daily basis, thanks in no small [...]
