What was God doing for all those years?
Posts Tagged ‘religion’
Isn’t Religion Fun?
Josh Christ! Facts can also be fun!
A Catholic Church Somewhere is Missing Its Candles
As a priest smiles and dreams of alter boys…
117 Russians Hospitalized After Being Poisoned By Holy Water
I always knew religion is a dangerous thing…
MOSCOW – More than 100 Russian Orthodox believers have been hospitalized after drinking holy water during Epiphany celebrations in the eastern city of Irkutsk, an official said Monday.
A total of 117 people, including 48 children, were in the hospital complaining of acute intestinal pain after drinking water from [...]
Pat Robertson Claims Haiti Earthquake Due to Pact With the Devil
Pat Robertson discusses the crisis in Haiti, saying the country has been cursed ever since it made a “pact with the Devil” and that what the country needs is “a great turning to God.” Who keeps letting this crazy fuck out of his cage???
The Very First Fail
Didn’t you know that there have been FAILs since the beginning of time? And god said, “GTFO!”…
How to Piss Someone Off
Ever wanted to piss off miss goodie two shoes? You know the chick I’m on about. The prim and proper, holier than thou, red headed PTA bitch with a 12 foot steel pipe shoved up her pigoo? This is how you do it
How To Determine What Religion You Should Follow
Religion is a bitch of a thing! There are so many it’s almost impossible to determine which one is best for you! Which one will net you the most virgins? Which won’t damn you to an eternity in hell for that issue of playboy you hide under your mattress? Which ones allow gambling? It’s such [...]
