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Posts Tagged ‘pregnant’
The Best Weirdest 5 Seconds You’ll Ever Spend
“Why, it looks like you’re pregnant!” “Yes, eight months.” “NOT ANYMORE!” *puke* (via 5-Second Films)
“You don’t even cook!”
Congrats! Move to a non-extradition country or get a mini-van. Tough call.
She’s Got Some Explaining to Do
Bet that’s one chase she never told him about…
Bragging Rights
He had better hope he did, or he’s been pwned.
How to Tell if the Baby is Yours
Most men shake in their boots when hearing those fateful words- “I’m pregnant”. Now there is a handy flowchart to ease their fears and help them quickly figure out if their fear is justified, or if she’s just a gold-digging ho. Via Holy Taco
It Really Needed To Be Said
Do you know any pregnant women that need to be knocked down a peg or two? Hey pregos! Any animal can make a baby. You’re not so special.
Newly-discovered Cause of Black Lung in Children: Jackhammers
“I’m concerned that all this noise will harm my unborn child,” says pregnant woman as she balances a cigarette in her hand. The child is school-age now, and often heaves up a black lung for show -and-tell. Jackhammers are dangerous.
