Most men shake in their boots when hearing those fateful words- “I’m pregnant”. Now there is a handy flowchart to ease their fears and help them quickly figure out if their fear is justified, or if she’s just a gold-digging ho. Via Holy Taco
“I’m concerned that all this noise will harm my unborn child,” says pregnant woman as she balances a cigarette in her hand. The child is school-age now, and often heaves up a black lung for show -and-tell. Jackhammers are dangerous.