When you awake on Christmas morning, the smell alone should probably tell you if you’ve been put on Santa’s ‘extra naughty’ list. Makes getting a lump of coal look good! I was thinking of getting this picture done on a couple of photo mugs for [...]
Most men would probably agree women can be quite hazardous to a man’s life, health and well-being. Proper precautions should always be taken so as not to risk damage to sensitive body parts.
I know at 31 I’m not as young as I used to be, but I swear I don’t recall seeing this sort of thing in the Pirates of the Carribean movies. Then again I can’t help but feel the need to point out that if he’s squeezing his legs together, he’s probably doing it wrong. [...]
Apparently they have rules for that sort of thing and I can see why they need them if the amount of semen released by masturbation in the communal showers is clogging up the pipes.