The youth of today don’t know how easy they’ve got it. There was a time when a guy would actually try to talk to a girl and if she rejected him, he’d have to use his imagination. You know, before the interwebs.
I know that the only time the Internet didn’t draw me away from work was when I had to write a ninety-page script in three days for college, so I feel this guy’s pain!
Internet Commenter’s Get Their Own Magazine
Don’t laugh, this could have been you on the cover.