Uhm, okay let’s see if I get this right. For 15 bucks you can buy a motion sensing dog’s head that you can mount on your front door that you can dress up in seasonal garb and have it bark at visitors.
Well I guess that would save on the poop and scoop bags.
The woman makes me wanna squeal like a pig in the throws of passion.
Sarah, not Sara. Sara’s polite, charming, witty, amicable, [insert long winded rhetoric here].
Sara brings out the testosterone for some reason.
This beats Deliverance hands down!
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