Spoof trailer for the next Harry Potter film — “Harry Potter & The Outcasts of Hogwarts: Hermione’s Stalker” (possibly mildly NSFW language) Now that Hermione’s got boobs, she’s get herself a stalker and he’s one creepy git.
Really? I mean, c’mon. He’s responsible for leading astray millions of people and forcing them to do unspeakably horrible things. Not to mention that he totally should have hooked up with Hermione. This is what’s wrong with the world today!