New teleportation device fools your girlfriend into thinking you are somewhere other than at the bar with your friends!
This is everything you need to know for a peaceful relationship, presented in a simple chart.
A drunken British guinea pig..’nuff said.
Girlfriend not putting out? Feel like you’re going to explode if you don’t get some action? Blue Bally is here to help!
Submitted by Gabe.
Were you among the thousands having tweet-withdrawals during the scheduled maintenance yesterday? You are not alone!
Via Graphjam
Unless he’s waiting for his girlfriend as she gets ready to go out, in which case he’ll be sitting there for another month.
You see, Google knows why men aren’t happy
I’m not sure if I should be making incest jokes or offering to sell Vader lube?
Extra credit for the real Star Wars geeks – wasn’t the 401st known as Vaders Fist? See, told ya Vader was a perv with a leather fetish! Via Florencio