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Posts Tagged ‘cooking’
Massive YUMS!, and quick too
A five-minute chocolate scratch-cake via your microwave.
Roombas Can Do More Than Clean.
You know I’m just kidding, ladies. There are tons of things you can do that a Roomba could never do for me, like put away the dishes and finish doing my laundry. Well? Did you think I was kidding? These chores aren’t going to do themselves. Don’t make me dock your allowance.
The Other Half
Honesty may be the best policy, but brutal honesty such as this may be going a tad too far!
Food Network- Not as Dumb as They Seem
And here I thought she was popular for her mad cooking skillz?
Suicide Prevention Tips on Single-Serve Meals
Yes, I admit, the thought of the rotating whir as the microwave heats up a ready-made frozen tray of less-than-nutritious, carboard-flavoured food would make me want to kill myself, too. Fortunately, I know how to cook.
Sounds Delicious
Please tell me that this book cover “Cooking with Pooh” isn’t real. Please! I mean c’mon, first he does anal and now this? Sick f’n bear!
Cock Flavored Soup
I really hope they left out the pubes.
