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Life Before Computers

Eric — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 15:00:03 +0000

I still have the 3.5″ floppy, but my computer has DVD-RW.

Posted by Eric for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | 2 comments | Post tags: apple, before, computer, dvd, floppy, life, mac, macintosh, pc

The New Oxygen

Paul — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 08:00:16 +0000

The unfortunate thing is that this is so true.

Posted by Paul for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | One comment | Post tags: computer, cyberculture, internet, life 2010, truth

Decisions Decisions

Paul — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:00:51 +0000

Lifes decisions can be harder than you expect.

Posted by Paul for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | One comment | Post tags: computer, cookie monster, cookies, decisions, funny

The Technology You’ve All Been Waiting For

Eric — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 08:00:23 +0000

I believe this came out just after the butter churn.

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Day in the Life of a Geek

Sara — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 03:00:27 +0000

You know you have a friend or three like this…

Posted by Sara for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | One comment | Post tags: coffee, computer, desk, eat, geek, porn, sleep

The Paul O’ Flaherty Porn Collection

Eric — Sun, 30 May 2010 17:00:28 +0000

Yeah Sara, that’s what he’s been looking at while he’s thinking of RAM’ing you.

Congrats to Sara and Paul, finally together.

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This Always Happens To Me!

Brian — Thu, 27 May 2010 01:00:36 +0000

What makes it worse is that I don’t even have a cat!

Source?

Posted by Azhrei for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | One comment | Post tags: awkward, cats, Comic, computer, internet, porn, staring, wank

Mixed Messages

Brian — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 15:00:25 +0000

Ah yes, the problem of the text parser. Whenever you talk to a computer, pretty soon you’re going to get some pretty odd answers. This one is just hilarious, though. From Frederik Pohl’s classic adventure game, Gateway.

Posted by Azhrei for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | No comment | Post tags: adventure game, computer, dos, intercourse, pc, rape, text parser

How The Mac Came To Be

Brian — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:00:16 +0000

I apologise to Mac owners for this (especially you, Nab!), but there is something of a kernel of truth to this!

Posted by Azhrei for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | 2 comments | Post tags: aesthetics, apple, computer, Computers, mac, macintosh, robot, style

8-Bit Life

Brian — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 21:00:37 +0000

A fantastic little video featuring the games of yesteryear coming to life while retaining their pixellated, blocky shapes.

Posted by Azhrei for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | No comment | Post tags: 8 bit, 80's, animation, Breakout, c64, Commodore, computer, computer games, console, donkey kong, Frogger, nintendo, Ocean, pacman, Psygnosis, software, Space Invaders, tetris

The Most Awesome Pranks Are Usually the Simplest

Sara — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:00:45 +0000

How long would it take you to notice?

Posted by Sara for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | 52 comments | Post tags: alphabet, computer, keyboard, keys, letters

One Computer Bug You Wouldn’t Mind Having

Sara — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:00:56 +0000

The praying mantis is real, but it is hungry enough to try to catch and eat the cursor. Guess those big buggy eyes are good for something!

Posted by Sara for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | 14 comments | Post tags: bug, chasing, computer, praying mantis

Japanese Business Cat Commercial

Sara — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:00:51 +0000

I have absolutely no idea what they are selling, but for some reason I can’t get enough of this incredibly cute cat on his business trip.

Posted by Sara for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | 5 comments | Post tags: business, cat, commercial, computer, desk, hotel, phone, travel

Animation vs Animator

Sara — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:00:44 +0000

How do you stop a rogue stick man?

Posted by Sara for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | One comment | Post tags: animation, animator, computer, drawing, guns, stick man, Windows

Google Chrome OS Explained

Sara — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:00:50 +0000

Googles new operating system explained for the less than tech-savvy. Only thing missing? The explanation of what happens if you lose your internet connection- you are fucked!

Posted by Sara for Daily Shite, 2009. | Permalink | One comment | Post tags: chrome, computer, google, OS, Videos

I hope my Computer is All they Fix.

Paul — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:00:11 +0000

It’s either someone with a great sense of humor or a seriously sick git. Either way I hope that my computer is all they try to fix.

Let me plug my mouse in your port!

Posted by Paul for Daily Shite, 2009. | Permalink | 4 comments | Post tags: computer, doctors, fail, penis, Pictures, sign

The Final Moments Of Bill Gates

Paul — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:00:53 +0000

Life imitating art? Or Windows revenge?

At least it wasn't the BSOD

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Burgler Caught After Checking Facebook Status From Victims Computer

Sara — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 23:45:33 +0000

There is such a thing as spending too much time on Facebook. When you can’t get through a simple robbery without checking your status, maybe you should get some help.

MARTINSBURG – The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar’s arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim’s computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings.

Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., was arraigned Tuesday one count of felony daytime burglary.

According to court records, Deputy P.D. Ware of the Berkeley County Sheriff’s Department responded on Aug. 28 to the victim’s home after she reported the burglary.

She told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window.

There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar.

The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer.

The victim later noticed that she was missing two diamond rings from her dresser in the same room as her computer.

The two rings were worth more than $3,500, reports indicate.

During the investigation, a friend of the victim told her that he knew where Parker was staying, in the same area as the victim’s house.

Police then went to the home and spoke with a friend of Parker’s.

The man said Parker had stopped by his home occasionally, but he said the man didn’t live there.

He also said that the night before the burglary, Parker asked him if he wanted to help break into the victim’s home but he refused.

As of Tuesday evening, Parker remained in custody at the Eastern Regional Jail on $10,000 bail.

If convicted he faces one to 10 years in prison.

Thanks to @RebeccaSRoberts for this one!

Posted by Sara for Daily Shite, 2009. | Permalink | 12 comments | Post tags: burgler, computer, criminal, Facebook, online, robber, Status, stupid, weird

Office Stress – How do you relieve yours?

Paul — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:00:22 +0000

There’s nothing funnier than watching people freak out (from a safe distance) when something really annoys them. This 6 minute video is packed full of poor old office workers losing their wig and freaking out and you get to watch them from a very, very safe distance

Posted by Paul for Daily Shite, 2009. | Permalink | 5 comments | Post tags: computer, extinguisher, freak, funny, office, safe, stress, work, workers, WTF

The Problems Of CyberSex

Paul — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:00:26 +0000

CyberSex can sometimes be a great thing, however, as this video demonstrates, it can have it’s downsides. Unless you live in Alabama of course

Posted by Paul for Daily Shite, 2009. | Permalink | 4 comments | Post tags: Alabama, brother, computer, cybersex, problem, sex, sister, Videos