The unfortunate thing is that this is so true.
Lifes decisions can be harder than you expect.
I believe this came out just after the butter churn.
You know you have a friend or three like this…
Yeah Sara, that’s what he’s been looking at while he’s thinking of RAM’ing you. Congrats to Sara and Paul, finally together.
What makes it worse is that I don’t even have a cat! Source?
Ah yes, the problem of the text parser. Whenever you talk to a computer, pretty soon you’re going to get some pretty odd answers. This one is just hilarious, though. From Frederik Pohl’s classic adventure game, Gateway.
I apologise to Mac owners for this (especially you, Nab!), but there is something of a kernel of truth to this!