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Eric — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 15:00:25 +0000

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I Want These For My Birthday

Sara — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 23:00:43 +0000

Where to put these? The possibilities are endless…

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Idle Threats

Paul — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 03:00:05 +0000

Are threats are the scariest because you never know if somebody will act upon them or not!

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Now We Know Why the Terminator Smiles

Sara — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:00:25 +0000

It must take a LOT of battery changes to keep him going…

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An Employee With a Sense of Humor

Sara — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 08:00:42 +0000

It’s the only explanation I’m willing to entertain, because the alternative is just scary.

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Being Anal Can Be Carried Too Far

Steven — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:00:46 +0000

Seriously. Butt flossing?

Methinks someone needs to get a life.

But should you feel the need to butt floss you can get yours here just don’t expect to come and visit.

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Google Earth is Watching

Eric — Wed, 26 May 2010 12:00:33 +0000

It isn’t safe to go outside anymore.

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Butt Sex: The Music Video

Paul — Tue, 11 May 2010 01:00:31 +0000

KT Tatara just wants butt sex. But fellas if you take anything away from this music video, it’s that this is not the way to go about getting her in the mood.

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If Chairs Could Talk This Sucker Would Be Screaming

Steven — Sun, 02 May 2010 21:00:10 +0000

And here I thought beer trays were suppose to be in the front. Mind you I’m sure the people sitting behind will make full use of the space.

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Can You Hear Me Now?

Paul — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 21:00:29 +0000

I hope so, because I don’t want to know how much further up that dog could go.

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Exhibition…

Brian — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:00:05 +0000

…and a gift shop? With free admission?

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Oddly Enough, I’ve Never Seen This One at Walmart

Sara — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:00:22 +0000

Add this to the list of things you’ve never seen at Walmart, but should probably be there. (Alternately, ‘Some people have WAY too much interest in dog’s butt holes.’)

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A Product That Brings Stupidity to New Lows

Sara — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:00:38 +0000

For those squeamish pet owners who prefer to think their dog doesn’t have an asshole like every other living creature on the planet, some dipshit on Etsy brings you the “Rear Gear Butt Cover”. From the maker-

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered… Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Lesson #1- If you are ‘manicuring’ anything’s backside, you are doing it wrong. Just sayin’.

Lesson #2- If you are routinely sticking your face that close to your dog’s ass to begin with, you may have bigger issues to worry about than covering the brown eye.

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Overheard on Twitter (via @laughmom)

Sara — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 12:00:13 +0000

Someone really missed a great opportunity to videotape and hold onto serious blackmail material for his teenage years..Not that we condone such things

Can’t verify this (i.e., don’t want to verify this), but I believe Peanut is using my 10X magnification mirror to check out his butthole.

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That 1 Guy – Buttmachine (Song)

Paul — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:00:44 +0000

The second song that you just can’t get out of your head today is “Buttmachine” by high tech, one man band “That 1 Guy“…

Warning.. do not watch this video if you’re offended by chunky love handles and guys with bad sideburns.. LOL. Hey, at least it’s not zombies wanting to eat your brains.

Lyrics below the video

Just ’cause it’s cracked,
doesn’t mean that it’s broke
Just ’cause it’s a butt
doesn’t mean it’s a joke

With a heart like an apple
butt hard like a stone
stuck in the mud
’cause it stuck to the bone

… and this is how it starts
and this is what it seems
and this is who we are
and this is what will be

The future is all planned
and now comes to pass
artificial men
artificial…

End of the line
look at the time
time ticking
and you tell me
that you think it’s clean

Where there’s a way
there’s is a lie
everybody
we trusted
not to be
so mean

What we discussed
was so disgusting
filling it up
and busting
at the seams

Putting the peas
out with the pies
everybody combusting
but the buttmachine

Cracked like a bell
but don’t mean that it rings
and just ’cause it’s shiny
don’t mean that it’s clean

The movement is over
the flush has begun
and just ’cause it’s ugly
don’t mean it’s no fun

… and just because we can
it don’t mean
that we should
and just ’cause it’s modern
don’t mean
it smells good

Function over form
fiction over pain
and just because
it’s chrome
don’t mean
it won’t stain

Single the word
double the talk talk
triple the babble
to tell me
what they say

Jingle the bell
held up in the heck well
only the funny one
kind’a knows
the way

Putting the peas
out with the pies
everbody’s combusting
butt the butt
it seems

End of the days
and so abrupt
everybody’s corrupted
but the buttmachine

buttmachine… buttmachine (X4)

Buttmachine
.. just like I told ya
sold your soul
… they said it for ya
hold your own
… don’t let them scold ya
hold your nose
… they’ll blow it for ya

Half of the work
all of the class
can you show us
the reason
that it works
so well

Give it a jerk
spilling the gas
and I betcha
it’s silent
but it just might smell

Half of the will
some of the time
all of the reasons
we left it
in the kitchen sink

Shining it up
another butt
more than half
of the battle
is that it
just might stink

Quick and the fast
gelatinous mass
so soft was the goo
and so we
poked right through it.

Tree in the woods
making a sound
no one around
and so we
just say screw it

End of the line
look at the time
time ticking
and you tell me
that you think
it’s clean

Follow your nose
and get the joke
now that nobody’s laughing
but the buttmachine…

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Butt Drilling On Demand

Sara — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:00:12 +0000

Something tells me they don’t buy you dinner first.

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