Makes me wonder about the collective IQ of the adults at the Learning Center. I also wish they hadn’t cut short that next item about the kitten and its rectum. . . . .
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Man Can I Ever Relate
How many of you out there wish you had the nerve to do the same thing. High Five there bud .. high five. via The Big Caption
Worry Not, Copenhagen. Metallica’s Vocalist Sucks Just as Bad.
Apparently, one poor Dutch bastard has been reviled for not knowing the words to Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy.” During their July 2009 show, Metallica’s rhythm guitar and vocalist, James Hetfield, shoved the mic in front of an overeager fan, who rather clearly screamed, “I WANTA DA BACON!” at 1:54. But in defense of the aforementioned [...]
Must Play: First Person Tetris
This game is great if you have a hangover or are prone to seizures. Instead of the block rotating, the screen rotates. I made it to 32 lines and puked on my keyboard three times. Can you beat my score? Play here: http://www.firstpersontetris.com/
Wii for the Special Kind of Stupid
When I first saw the book, Wii for Dummies, back in 2008, I thought, “Wow. Steve Jobs has finally succeeded in making the world a technologically illiterate place.” However, this book, Wii Fitness for Dummies, is less than two months old. Even though the book requires the common sense of Politician to be at all [...]
What Not To Do When You’re Mad.
CLEARWATER, Fla. (970 WFLA) – Police, while responding to reports of gunshots, found a dead dog and a passed out owner in a Clearwater backyard. When the cops showed up they found 47 year-old Yuriy Solovyev face down in the grass.
Heading to the beach this summer?
Not me! This is most likely a relative to the elusive chupacabra and I will be staying on my towel this season.
UK Citizens Get Fucking Hell from Austria
Today’s lesson in European geography begins with the town of Fucking in Austria. It’s located around 50km north of Salzburg, and as you can see by the map below, there are four Fucking Roads to get there, Fucking residents have been constantly annoyed by British tourists stealing their Fucking signs. But March 31st, 2010 is [...]
