We joke about Alabama, but this little doozy comes from the area of Florida where my family lives, and I have to say I am not surprised, save for their assessment that alcohol was involved. Clearly the energy drink was the cause of its demise.
March 04, 2010
A dead beaver on U.S. Highway 331 caused [...]
A girl named Kayla Patterson has written the following (totally serious!) open letter to Universal, because she disagrees with their interpretation of a were-wolf in their latest film, The Wolfman. If this was posted on a blog, I’d imagine it would have been swamped by now with people alternately laughing and mocking her.
To whom this [...]
Personally I say claim you were in a bar fight, it just sounds better…
When heading off to jail, it’s best to commit a crime that will provide you with a manly story to tell your fellow inmates, something a little more desperado-like than, say, knee-capping a rival figure skater. Working as a hired gun for [...]
I always knew religion is a dangerous thing…
MOSCOW – More than 100 Russian Orthodox believers have been hospitalized after drinking holy water during Epiphany celebrations in the eastern city of Irkutsk, an official said Monday.
A total of 117 people, including 48 children, were in the hospital complaining of acute intestinal pain after drinking water from [...]
A MAN has been banned from a public park – after he allegedly tried to have sex with a TREE.
William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie after claims he attempted to bonk the plant.
It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants and exposed himself while [...]
After Conan O’Brian joked about putting the Late Show up for sale on Craiglist, this ad appeared in the Los Angeles Craigslist site. Coincidence?
This is a chance of a lifetime to own your very own late night talk show–guaranteed to last for up to seven months!! Really must see to appreciate.
Information for potential buyers:
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Sometimes I think as we get older Santa looses track of what we really need in our stockings as adults.
(616): I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don’t think that’s what my relatives had mind when they said “spend it wisely”, but hey, it was a good investment [...]
I literally laughed out loud when this came across my Twitter stream today. So wrong, yet so true for so many…
Weatherman said that we could see a few fat flakes coming down from Canada. I thought my in-laws had other plans for Xmas.
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