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This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger.

I’m just guessing here, but I think this hillbilly might want a cheeseburger? If there’s any lesson to learn from this, it would be to feed your cheeseburger addiction before you turn into an angry, douchey redneck prick. Note: wait for the hilarious amateur wrestling match to break out around 1m55s (NSFW language and great white crack).

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53 Responses to “This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger.”

  1. Funs Ebus says:

    ik wil ook een cheeseburger http://scrw.us/37e

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  2. constance ann says:

    A.) Dude obviously does -not- need this cheeseburger
    B.) Of course he’s wearing a tapout shirt. Tapout= douchebagary.
    C.) How are you going to wear a tapout shirt and lose to a dude half your size?
    Ugh….

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  3. Raul says:

    Lol, I’d be angry if I didn’t get my Whataburger too but this guys just sad.

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  4. Eric says:

    The skinny guy definitely had some training. Double leg takedown and then got side control instantly and had him in a kimura. Then totally reversed him when the guy jumped on his back. The turbo douche had no chance.

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  5. dude says:

    how does any of this make this guy a redneck? just wondering…he is a dumb ass that gets pwned though…funny stuff

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  6. mrsleep says:

    1) He’s white
    2) He’s a douche
    3) He’s drunk
    4) He gets his ass kicked
    Yeah, that pretty much makes him a redneck

    The best is the irony that the guy with the Tapout shirt gets owned with some actual MMA skills

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  7. I Can Haz Cheezeburger? http://bit.ly/bT4IgN

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  8. steve says:

    i tend to avoid conflict when im freeballin with athletic shorts on.

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  9. HAHAHA says:

    its also aweosme at like 2:34 or something when u clearly here the employee STILL CALLING OUT ORDERS!!!! workin as if there’s not a brawl broken out right in front of them!!

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    • Kyo says:

      Man I guess at that point they’re like “meh- let the douche get put in a damn sleeper hold- I NEED THREE WHATABURGERS WITH CHEESE!!!”

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  10. Celene says:

    wow. RT @Briellellelley: RT @dailyshite This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger. http://scrw.us/37e

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  11. c1f3r says:

    this is not hilarious or funny. it’s just sad

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  12. Currently Browsing: http://is.gd/b95mE I guess he REALLY wanted a cheeseburger. :P

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  13. So Fail says:

    This dude is such a FAIL.

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  14. sukka says:

    um… am i the only one who noticed the thong on the redneck?

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  15. Oh man says:

    That’s truly funny. I love how the idiot gets pinned by some hippy looking dude. I’d have busted his fat jaw though just to make him shut up.

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  16. HillyBilly says:

    The hippy guy is trained in Jujitsu folks!

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  17. Liz says:

    Just because he is white, drunk, a douche, and gets his ass kicked doesn’t mean he is a Redneck. You just described half the homeless population in Philadelphia

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  18. Sucktackular says:

    The point of this isn’t to argue what is or isn’t a redneck. The point is to laugh at the expense of others.

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  19. G says:

    By Mrsleep’s logic, 90% of frat guys are rednecks…

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    • not-a-hipster says:

      90%of frat boys are rednecks. Rednecks with money and a few date rape accusations, but rednecks they be.
      Btw How great is it that the skinny dude is in enough control of big boy to ask “are you done” while holding him with one arm

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  20. TPB says:

    Put your pants back on, Randy.

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  21. Anon says:

    Dude, he’s got a New York accent and he’s a wigger. That does not equal redneck.

    Also, yeah that was funny.

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  22. él sólo quiere una hamburguesa de queso.. jaja http://bit.ly/denqaA

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  23. almus says:

    That skinny bearded dude is my fucking hero. Are you done? Are you done?

    He clearly realized that doughy retard had no chance. Nice guy. Most people I know who can actually pull off wrestling moves in a situation like that would have sent that dude to the hospital.

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  24. tpb fangirl says:

    TPB made me lol, he is JUST like Randy, gut and all!! He even takes his pants off when he fights. Well in this case I guess they were taken off by force, still, the likeness is striking XD

    Julian: You’re not prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again, are ya Randy?
    Randy: Man’s gotta eat, Julian.

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  25. Blackwingbear says:

    This is exactly why meth is illegal.. Stupid fucking tweaker.

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  26. Paulo Garcia says:

    RT @dailyshite This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger. http://scrw.us/37e

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  27. AnnieNonomuz says:

    USA! USA! USA!

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  28. spooks ( @ ) says:

    tweekers dont eat! :)

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  29. Mello Kitty says:

    COME GET SOME

    I HAVE SOME!

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  30. RT @dailyshite This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger. http://scrw.us/37e

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  31. grow the hell up

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  32. Paul Jones says:

    RT @dailyshite This Guy REALLY Wants A Cheeseburger. http://scrw.us/37e this video is hilarious. watch it now!!

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  33. Chris Heljak says:

    A) This is hilarious.
    B) That skinny guy fuckin pwns.

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  34. L00fah says:

    @Morons: He’s a red neck because he’s a douche bag-moron with a southern accent. Is that not what a Red neck is??

    Also, that was a perfect example of “owned”

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  35. Green Shirt says:

    I like how he was looking past all of the BLACK dudes when he was like i will whoop your ass!

    And he’s a redneck b/c he said Whoop, and Boy!

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  36. Bill says:

    “Are you done fighting?” Let me know when you are done and I will let you up LOL.

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  37. Adam says:

    hahaha!!!!!

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  38. [...] who starts a fight when you have no underwear on? Gotta love a redneck. I found this video at dailyshite.com and the comments are very funny too go read [...]

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  39. drawkward says:

    I love his fighting tactic. Pull down your oponents pants before engaging. I’m going to remember that one.

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