I don’t what what man originally thought of blaming every bad day a woman has on PMS, but my guess is he only lived long enough to tell the other men, and then was killed by slow castration with a dull spoon. Take note gentlemen, it’s not a good idea.

Offering me Pamprin when I’ve had a bad day? Bad.Fucking.Idea. Here’s a helpful hint….GO FUCK A WALRUS.

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